just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

theroyalnonsense:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah