snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

Anonymous sent:

Who is ur favorite SMent male group/artist? C:

oniontaker: